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The Lil' Pisser That Grew Two Stories

"I absolutely love how dumbed down society has become complaining about fairytales and comic book characters... The Brothers Grim wrote gruesome stories to scare children into doing good not feel all warm and fuzzy, that's the parents damn job... When I get a puppy I don't read him stories about Clifford the Big Red Dog to inspire him to grow up to be the size of a two story house. No I teach that stupid lil pisser that it's wrong to pee in the house then I give it chocolate after, so it knows it did a good job peeing on the pee pad on the patio...
I'm just saying, I have some really great friends who are great parents, I hope... and I know some of you really do an amazing job.
I'm just going to go out on a limb, because I don't work for them but... Disney messed this up for everyone..."

I wrote this on Facebook... Because a friend's notification came to me after I got a little bit sassy from watching a comedy special... And boom! In the advent for the Live Beauty and the Beast film... I am writing this. These stories weren't written for good children. They were written for bad very naughty children of the time to stop misbehaving and listen to their parents.

No on to why this is important to me. "I went to a school in which one could not go to movies... It was a dark time... they were Bible thumpers... Agh! So it was the ninth or tenth grade when they enacted some Writ that said no one here at this school can see movies at theaters... then it went on to say no one can watch anything past PG at home as well... dumb dumb stayed for a year... it wasn't such a bad place just I see it for what it is... the body as a whole was trying to control each individual family. I can make my own choice to boycott something but Disney made some really good movies for kids and families but Deadpool and Logan aren't for kids and not knowing much about this new Beauty and the Beast I'm just poking fun... nothing is worth getting all riled up over unless you're prepared to teach those you're responsible for to make a sound decisions..."

So I went and watched the new version of Beauty and the Beast, I liked it. It was a musical and the movie wasn't nearly as offensive to straight people as the boycott callers made it out to be, if anything if I was a gay guy I'd be offended of  how flaming and needy for attention Le Fou was toward Gaston. I don't suggest boycotting this movie because it was just a musical that was tastefully done and it's the parents job to be progressive but share their beliefs with their children without spreading messages of hate.

Now on a happier note, I don't advocate giving a dog chocolate because that's inhumane but I don't advocate giving me a Reece's cup either.

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